Whoever coined the term "backpacker chic" must not have ever have kicked it with a bunch of travelers--the look is about as far from chic as you can get. (Myself included here.) Rumpled clothes are a mainstay. Add to that at least one stained garment, a shaggy hairdo, and ragged nails. For nights on the town, match grimy jeans with an ill-fitting $2 t-shirt with random English phrases on it, Teva sandals, and the requisite money belt. Too sexy for this town.
Here's the top ten packing tips I wish I had read before I embarked on my trip:
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Just because you are living out of a rucksack doesn't mean other people are. When folks go out to clubs and restaurants in their hometown, they are gonna look hot. As in clean clothes, dress shoes (or spotless sneakers), slicked hair, smelling nice. To hold your own, pack at least one pair of high heels (in Tokyo and Bangkok, they are the foundation of women's streetwear) so that you aren't forced to wear flip-flops with everything. Pack one pair of jeans for bumming around, and one crisp new pair strictly for clubs. Bring two strappy bar shirts and keep them hidden away from coffee, jam, cigarette ash, and anything else that sloppy fellow travelers feel the need to dump on you.
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It's all about upkeep. If you are wearing your ass out globe-trotting, and do not have the benefit of hotel pampering, you need to make up for it in other ways. Get your hair and nails done regularly. (In some places, these services cost less than a beer.) Tight personal grooming helps you look refreshed.
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ap it. If your hair (like mine) gets crazy in humid climates, you are going to have some bad hair days. A Yankees cap is the perfect cover-up. Plus, you will endear yourself with local teens the world over, who go nuts for that hat.
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Buy a travel iron. I have yet to find a hostel that has an iron, but the nature of backpacking is that your clothes are stuffed in your bag most of the time. No reason why you can't cop a cheap iron and straighten out your gear every now and then.
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Bring a handbag. The whole money belt thing is great when you are in transit on buses, planes, and trains. But when you head out to party, it's unnecessary. When you go out dancing in your hometown, do you insist on keeping your money and ID in your underwear? Neither do the people who live in the city you are visiting.
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Accessorize. A couple of pairs of dangly earrings take up almost no space, but do a lot to dress up a weak outfit.
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Lotion, lotion, lotion. In a hot climate, if you shower a few times a day, you have a hope of smelling decent. But you want to smell good. So get some fruity lotion on board. My fav is Bath & Bodyworks coconut lime body cream.
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Keep it simple. It's not the time for splashy styles or wanna-be Carry Bradshaw get-ups. Stick to something you know you can pull off with limited resources. For girls: jeans, pumps, and a glittery tank. For guys: jeans, sneakers, and a crisp white tee. (I know a dude who travels a lot for work; he buys packs of cheap white t-shirts and wears a new one each day on the road. Good plan.)
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Wash your hair. Sounds like common sense, doesn't it? But you would be surprised how many would-be hobos give up on this simple ritual.
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Wear a little makeup. OK, so the heat in some places melts pretty much any cosmetics that you put on your face. But with a natural tan, a little lip gloss and waterproof mascara can go a long way.
This advice will likely not be heeded by the majority of travelers, because, quite simply, they don't give a rat's ass about fashion. Backpacking is the antithesis of all that is cosmopolitan and consumer. Plus, they tend to hang with other travelers 24/7, so there's not really any opportunity to notice that those lime green linen drawstring pants with caked curry on them don't look super cute with that tourist tee from small-town Thailand. I'm just saying.
Finally got fed up and went shopping to MBK yesterday. For about a hundred beans, I got two pairs of Diesel-ish jeans, two pairs of heels, three shirts, and had my hair done, and got a mani and pedi. Will beat this backpacker thing yet.